Bad Day

Yesterday was a very bad day. I managed to severely cut myself with a potato peeler. Yes, you read that correctly. It was so bad that we thought I might need to go to the emergency room. We were trying everything to get it to stop bleeding. One of the things we tried was liquid bandage. After Doug finished applying it to my hand, I closed it back up. In the process, I must of gotten some on my other hand. A few minutes later, I went to rub my eyes and felt the most horrible pain. I had put this liquid bandage in my eye! It burned like crazy. I was completely blind and flailing around in pain. It turns out that it contains oil of clove, which it apparently also used in mace. So that means I essentially maced myself! I would have written this all yesterday, but I was afraid that with my current luck, my keyboard would electrocute me...